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tuggers
25-01-2010, 20:23
.... you get way too excited about checking the mouse traps in the garage each morning to see if you caught in the night...



any more?

tuggers
25-01-2010, 20:24
....you pick up your 3 year old son in a towel imagining him to be a lump of a carp being lifted out the margins in your carp sack!!!!

TonyWicks
25-01-2010, 20:25
....when you feed the dog and the smell of the biscuits remind you of a summers day surface fishing....

Jarvo
25-01-2010, 20:37
You dream alarms and jump bolt upright in the middle of the night grabbing the missus leg and striking into what you feel has to be the lake record!

Psyclops
25-01-2010, 20:39
........your misses knocks up a cake mix and you start rolling 15mm sized balls with it

G_Dell
25-01-2010, 20:41
you set your rods up in the garden, take a photo and post it on the kiddy forum:bonk:

wanderindog
25-01-2010, 21:25
your sat at home in the snow/5hite weather posting on here about the summer:brick: :lol:

freerider
25-01-2010, 21:30
your sat in the bath with chesties on!

wates
25-01-2010, 21:35
your sat in the bath with chesties on!

thats a different matter entirely :suspect:

tuggers
25-01-2010, 22:05
...you stand in front the mirror arms above your head and practise your 100 yard chuck, rocking from back foot and onto the front, just like mark hutchinson showed you ;-)

carpingmad
25-01-2010, 22:16
you wake up!!!!!!!

wanderindog
25-01-2010, 22:31
your sat in the bath with chesties on!

class! im buying some new ones just to try this!!!

tango
25-01-2010, 22:56
You start engaging in conversations with the wife!!

binfield
25-01-2010, 23:02
You dream alarms and jump bolt upright in the middle of the night grabbing the missus leg and striking into what you feel has to be the lake record!

:lol: fell asleep watching a carpy dvd the other day, heard a buzzer go off in my sleep and i was up like a shot looking for my rod:lol: the mrs thought it was funniest thing she has ever seen:o

Failure
25-01-2010, 23:19
....you drop your car in for an MOT, and have a wander around the local gravel pits to kill a bit of time. 7 hours and 9 miles of 'wandering' later, you pick the car up. In January. Idiot....

Phil_Appleby
26-01-2010, 08:52
:lol: fell asleep watching a carpy dvd the other day, heard a buzzer go off in my sleep and i was up like a shot looking for my rod:lol: the mrs thought it was funniest thing she has ever seen:o

I've done that a couple of times in the night when the baby monitor goes off! :)

26-01-2010, 09:23
getting out ya bedchair, setting it up in the front room to watch discovery shed all day cladded out head to toe in real tree.

Danlux
26-01-2010, 10:25
...... Use a baiting needle to pick up Maltesers

NoCarpMark
26-01-2010, 10:31
You cook your dinner in your kitchen with just a head torch for light!

toby
26-01-2010, 10:31
Screw your stage stands into your shed floor screw in your alarms put some line through it and get the mrs to give the line a yank, (trust me i did it last night):o

Danlux
26-01-2010, 10:40
Screw your stage stands into your shed floor screw in your alarms put some line through it and get the mrs to give the line a yank, (trust me i did it last night):o

PMSL

kenmundo
26-01-2010, 10:50
you buy a carp magazine...

toby
26-01-2010, 11:06
PMSL

She`s only got herself to blame!! It was the Mrs. that bought them:lol:

MattPilky
26-01-2010, 11:48
I find setting traps around the house for the girlfriend most entertaining..
I hair rigged a piece of chocolate to some 1lb drennan double strength and at the other end some 12 inches away ( still testing ) I attached a plastic spider that I hid behind some condiments.
I heard the take whilst in the bathroom...

It is also worth noting to hide heavy pans and knives if you want to angle in this way.

TomWaltonCarper
26-01-2010, 11:57
putting your delkim reciever in under your flatmates (also an avid carper) pillow while hes asleep and then running line over the alarm in the downstairs room, never heard someone get up so quick!

Cooperman
26-01-2010, 12:01
played flick fishing on my phone last night, lost a proper lump of a fish after 10 min fight, and felt truely gutted, just like i do when i loose a real fish, then spent another half an hour trying to make up for it.

God i need to get out and angle, the lakes are liquid again, but not for long by the look of the weather.

Paul_the_Bailiff
26-01-2010, 12:03
played flick fishing on my phone last night, lost a proper lump of a fish after 10 min fight, and felt truely gutted, just like i do when i loose a real fish, then spent another half an hour trying to make up for it.

God i need to get out and angle, the lakes are liquid again, but not for long by the look of the weather.

This morning the BBC Weather man was talking up the possibility of significant snow over the weekend.

Wrighty
26-01-2010, 13:10
1. Your rig wallet is bursting at the seems, you've made so many new rigs but can't get out to use them

2. You set your bivvy up in the back garden just to get some "Me" time

3. The wife tells you to wash the car but instead you wash your ground sheet

TomWaltonCarper
26-01-2010, 13:16
1. Your rig wallet is bursting at the seems, you've made so many new rigs but can't get out to use them



lol, so true

Wrighty
26-01-2010, 13:26
You start to smell your pop up collection a lot more than you should saying to yourself "oohhhh now that smells carpy"

Jamie
26-01-2010, 13:31
you spend more time looking at fishing forums than porn sites.

Danlux
26-01-2010, 13:48
You have more Fishing Mags on your coffee table than Fulham Programmes

Jamie
26-01-2010, 13:52
you're not funny dan :dissapoint: :nono2:







:D

Danlux
26-01-2010, 13:53
;) Lol

TomWaltonCarper
26-01-2010, 13:58
when you keep standing on random its of pellet and boilie scattered around your bedroom from filling pva bags

alan62
26-01-2010, 14:28
when you start fishing on the Wii

26-01-2010, 14:37
when the wife comes back from tesco's with a box of always ultra.

NateB
26-01-2010, 15:34
when you start fishing on the Wii

I've done this although i was playing sega bass fishing - it's not quite the same though!

Karmalite
26-01-2010, 17:56
When you've found yourself weighing up the chances of catching out of the fishtank in the reception area at work. Some of them have to be going at least 3oz :)

king c4rp
26-01-2010, 18:12
when u start making up 1lb chod rigs with a size 22 hook with a aa shot as a lead and a cut down poped up maggot on the hair and dropping it in you fish tank for that ever so elusive guppy ..

Elty
26-01-2010, 18:34
when you have walked that many lakes that your starting to lose weight . . .

when you are on more waiting lists, due to the above walking, that when an application comes through and you can't even rembember the lake in question.

DAFFYD THOMAS
26-01-2010, 19:53
You have no chance of gettng down the lake, so you take great pleasure when the weather man says "a cold northerly wind with sub degree temperatures is on it's way"...A smug grin comes over you as you know the guys on the lake are gonna struggle!! :norty:

TomWaltonCarper
27-01-2010, 18:42
When your on a date and posting on the cemex forum

tadpole
27-01-2010, 19:02
When you start crapping in your dump bucket in the back garden......Just for the feeling of the cold morning air on your arse cheeks and to see a steaming one.......


Regards Tad.

stemainwaring
27-01-2010, 19:07
When you start crapping in your dump bucket in the back garden......Just for the feeling of the cold morning air on your arse cheeks and to see a steaming one.......


Regards Tad.

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Lol, trust you:)

PLEASUREANGLER
27-01-2010, 21:27
When you have a row with yourself and call yourself a wimp for not going fishing in the freezing cold. :nuts:

When you put your new combats on and check yourself out in the mirror.:lol:

Cooperman
28-01-2010, 09:17
when your preparring to go out in 13mph NW winds with a wind chill factor of -10 degrees, just so you can get out fishing. I would never consider going out in these conditions normally, and i know i will most likely blank, but i can't stand another weekend indoors.

bully
28-01-2010, 11:34
when your stove and trusty bankside kettle is set up in the lounge and you ask the missus if she fancies a brew..........

RWSUFFLK
28-01-2010, 16:04
When you do any of the above, but have lost the mental capacity to realise that there are plenty of rivers that have not and will not freeze!